शाबाश उपर’वाले |

” Shabash upar’waley ! Bahut banayi lekin , leela jaisi koi nahi “

( Raam-leela ke bad ye dialogue uska favourite ban chuka tha or asar bhi in shabdo ka gazab ka tha , kya khub likhe or bole gaye they ye screen par.)
Or is dialogue ka asli maza tab aaya jab uski girlfriend ka surname bhi ” lila ” tha.

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Table par pathology ; pharmacology ki books ko euhi chor kar..2 beer leke , hostel ki chath(छत) par aa ; wo samne ke girl hostel ki chat se nazre chura kar betha..

At 10:00 am ( 1 beer down ) 

Jor se…

शाबाश उपरवाले ! शाबाश … , बहुत बनाई लेकिन लीला जैसी कोई नही |

After 2 minute

Phone ringing..राम भाई फोन उपाडो नी , फोन वाजे छे …राम भाई फोन उपाडो नी ,…


He- hello leela ; jaisi koi nahi !

She- chup ! Aaj fir dekh li kya raam-leela ?

He- hehe nahi !

She- to ? Pi rakhi hai ???????

He- …….

She- bolo

He- …….

She- ab bolo na..kya hua !

He-  bola na..leela jaisi koi nahi ..

She- shut up !

He- …….

She- promise kiya tha na ki ek week me bus ek hi baar piyoge. Ab sunday ko pichli bar ki tarah “dear leela” likha kar maggii waley packet me daal kar koi application mat bhej dena ki piu ya nahi !?!

He- okie madam.

She- huhh bye..tum piyo..mujhe padhne do ; padh rahi thi mein ; sneha ne aakar btaya ke tum fir wahi raam-leela ka dialogue maar re ho apni chath se .

He- haha ok bye.
After 20 minutes ( 2 beer down )

Phone ringing..राम भाई फोन उपाडो नी , फोन वाजे छे …राम भाई फोन उपाडो…

she- sneha kah rahi thi aaj tum din me 12 baje something mall me they ???

He- …….

She- bolo bhi…
He- mene pucha tha na tumse 1st day 1st show bajirao mastani ka !

She-  ohh ! To tom chale gaye akele akele ?

He- nahi chaar dost they sath..hehe aur vese bhi tumhari ward posting hoti hai ; 1st day 1st show topper kabse dekhne lage ??


She- chalo ab cover mat karo kha lo kuch agar ho gayi ho tumhari to aur so jao..

Good night take care please sleep ha…umaaah ; badbu aa ri h muh se ewwww !

He- bye..good nini take care umaaah …tune aaj paalak khaya kya ?

She- ha

He- pata chala mujhe 😉

She- huhh..bye.


at 2:15 am ; late night

Her phone ringing….

She attend his call…

She- kya hua itni raat ko.. u okie ?

He- tumne mujhe sone se pahle kissy kyo ki ???

She- kyo ? Kya hua ???

He- bajirao ne mastani se mohabbat ki hai ; ayyaashhii nahi !

She- hey bhagwan ! So jao pagal .. kal morning show pakka mein bhi !

He- umaahh umaaah umaaahh..bye love you.


she- ek baar wo bolo na..

He-  Shabash upar’waley ! Bahut banayi lekin , leela jaisi koi nahi “


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After 8 month, she got married to some other guy….after that whatever was there in voice recording, had been written…

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